Uber

It is officially Christmas until the end of 6th January. Those of the Christian tradition (includes those now recovered from sozzled Midnight Mass) might say that you can keep the Tree up until Candlemas - this year 2nd February.

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Thus a hangover story - not that type of hangover -  from Christmas is not inappropriate at the beginning of month:

Child on the Heath, singing: 'A party in a pear tree.'

Hampstead father: 'No, it's partridge.'

Personally I prefer 'party'

Law firms have always been vulnerable to being lampooned as a result of gaffes. On International Women's Day 2017 a law firm suffered through advertising that salads in the staff restaurant that day would be half-price for women....

It is fun looking out for gaffes, but the question is how determinedly should one look. So is it my innuendo-ridden mind, or is the photo below of Boris Johnson (with Richard Desmond) unintentionally unfortunate?