Spectator

I am pretty good with crowds, although a super-spreading event would currently not be welcome. The only exception was when walking once to Stamford Bridge as a young teenager to see Chelsea, and being carried along with my feet barely touching the ground - slightly alarming.

The Waitrose Sprout Scandal, Part 2. December's Late Life Crisis tells the story,, but the summary is that Waitrose substituted a bag of sprouts with a single sprout in an online shop, and then charged £0.01p for the sprout.